Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tea and Health

After hiking the Great Wall our feet were maybe a little sore and blistered. The tour had scheduled a stop at the national athletic medical training center. Doctors at this facility usually only treat Chinese national athletes with traditional Chinese medicine.They said that they would be giving us free foot massages so that we could tell the world about Chinese medicine and the holistic health benefits. Supposedly, the foot has pressure points that can affect all of the major organs in the body.

In actuality, we were brought into the facility to be guinea pigs for the medical students so they could practice their skills. I don't know how I feel about being a guinea pig but I'm not gonna say no to a free foot massage. I guess it was a win-win-win scenario. The jury is still out about Chinese medicine.

I private tutored an adult student studying Chinese medicine. I don't know if she had a hard time expressing herself in English or if she really didn't know that much about her field of study, but when probed she always had trouble explaining Chinese medicine.

While at the health center in China, a medical palm reader diagnosed our bodies by looking at our palms. Curiously, no one was deemed healthy. I was diagnosed with major liver problems and others had problems that ranged from intestinal to hormonal. It is a good sales pitch. Captive audience having their feet massaged being told they might have terminal illnesses and should shell out money for herbal remedies.We also went to a Chinese tea shop which was much more to my liking than the health clinic. We sampled a variety of teas, my favorites of which were lychee and oolong.Which do you prefer massages or tea? (Not that either are remotely related and require you to choose one over the other.)

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The Markets

Beijing markets were incredible. If you like to bargain and negotiate then China is the place for you. No price was fixed. I don't like to bargain and I even had fun. On the first day we went to the silk and pearl market. It was a six story building with vendors elbow to elbow competing for your money. They were vicious. If you've ever been splattered with blood and then dropped into a tank full of two pound pirahanas you might have an idea of what the market was like.I saw a coat that I like but wasn't in the least bit interested in buying. The lady quoted me a figure of 3,200 yuan (approximately $450 US). I played along and we went back and forth. In the end she was willing to accept 400 yuan (approx. $60 US). I almost talked her down to one tenth of her original quoted price. I was actually very tempted to buy it but I was sufficiently turned off when as I walked away she barred my path and later grabbed my bag to keep me there. Vicious!

On the silk floor they had plenty of cheap silk but I've always been against silk because of the maintenance requirements. They did have a demonstration of how they remove the silk from the larva. Dump the worms into a vat of boiling water. Evicerate each larva by hand and stretch the silk to dry. Finally, spin the thread.

We also went to a night market which had an entire street of food vendors before turning into other shops. Anybody care for some milipedes on a stick? Or deep fried starfish?
The butterfly coccoons (below center) are especially tasty! Actually, I'm glad we ate dinner before hand because even if I wanted to, I don't think I could have.
I was able to enjoy sugar coated fruit on a stick.
What is the most outrageous food you've ever tried?

Monday, October 08, 2007

What the Flup?!?

One of my kinders said the F bomb today. At first I thought I misheard him. But, then another one said it. They were also using their middle finger. I was furious and marched both of them straight to the principals office. I felt like washing his mouth out with soap!

When I was in kindergarten I don't think I even new any of those cuss words in English let alone a foreign language. And I don't remember using a cuss word until well into high school. Neither kid new what they were saying but they both knew it was a bad word and they shouldn't be saying it.

Of course this is the same kid who was kicked out of the school a year ago for cussing in Korean. Apparently he has learned the English equivalents. The educational system is working!

I blame his parents. He is a problem child in more ways than just foul language and he probably heard the word from a movie he watched. Why are his parents letting him watch a movie with that kind of language? Shouldn't they be watching Disney cartoons?

After the incident, I talked with the rest of the class to make sure they understood that it was a bad word and they were not allowed to use it. To my shock almost all knew the word, had a vague idea of what it meant, and some had even used the word (not in my class). What is this world coming to?

Do you cuss? When did you start?

Taoists and Buddhas

We were able to bike to two of the more famous temples in Beijing...one a Taoist temple and one a Tibetan Buddhist temple. The Dongyue Temple follows traditional religious customs and is considered 'the way'. Much of the temple is broken up into departments of religious type worship including devotions to the Chinese concept of hell.We were lucky enough to arrive at the temple in the middle of a traditional Chinese theater performance. The characters were absurd and hilarious and I was pleasantly surprised at how well acted it was. Ever actor stayed in character throughout, even when they were off stage. The costumes and make-up were colorfully vibrant and made the performance that much more enjoyable.

We also went to the Lama Temple which is Beijing's largest temple. The air was rich with burning incense which were so overwhelming I got a headache.

The grounds were laid out ancestral shrines and prayer markers. We even saw a rather modern looking monk with tennis shoes and a backpack.Both temples were completely different from those I've visited in Korea. It was shocking how different the Buddhist temple was compared to the one I visited.

What religious beliefs do you subscribe to?

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Cycling

To really see Beijing you need to be elbow to elbow with the locals. Fight your way down city streets, dodge cars and buses and ride a bike.
Beijing has to be the cycling capital of the world with huge numbers of its residents taking to these two wheeled machines as the primary form of transportation. So many people bike that the city has built special traffic lanes specifically for bikes and the also installed crosswalk lights for bikers. (We're gonna have to develop a new word for these lights because you clearly don't walk and 'traffic light' implies some sort of motorized vehicle.)These 'bike lights' work in sequence with the pedestrian crosswalk lights but give bikers a five second head start....very valuable when racing quick footed pedestrians.
Many of the bikes were modified to hold small electric motors that were charged with manual power. Pedal for a mile and then let the battery operated motor take you the rest of the way. Very ingenious.
Do you like to bike?

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Peace on the Peninsula

Mushroom Update!

This past week has definitely been a big news week in the Koreas. Firstly, North Korea has agreed to nuclear disarmament by December 31. This is huge considering the years that they have been in failed talks.

Then last Tuesday, South Korean President, Roh Moo-hyun, and North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong-il met to discuss a peace treaty. President Roh walked across the border in an elaborate ceremony and the two leaders triumphantly clasped hands as if the past 50 years hadn't happened.

Could the DMZ become a thing of the past? Is reunification for the Korean peninsula actually possible? They idea almost seems surreal.

The kicker is that Mr. Kim gave President Roh four tons of the prized pine mushrooms to take home worth $2.6 million. Never look a gift horse in the mouth...but don't the people (people, not army) of North Korea need that money more than the financially secure S. Koreans?

What do you think of the summit results?

Beijing 2008

When in Beijing, we had a chance to unofficially preview the site for the 2008 summer Olympic Games. The city still has eight months to prepare but I can't say everything is ready for a successful hosting. The theme is 'One World - One Dream' and the Olympics are represented by not one but five official mascots. The Fuwa embody the natural characteristics of four of China's most popular animals -- the Fish, the Panda, the Tibetan Antelope, the Swallow -- and the Olympic Flame.
Each of Fuwa has a rhyming two-syllable name -- a traditional way of expressing affection for children in China. Beibei is the Fish, Jingjing is the Panda, Huanhuan is the Olympic Flame, Yingying is the Tibetan Antelope and Nini is the Swallow. When you put their names together -- Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni -- they say "Welcome to Beijing."

In some respects the Chinese are ready for the the Games. The stadiums are all nearing completion and should be wrapping up construction in plenty of time to welcome athletes. The most famous of these stadiums is the National Aquatics Center or 'Water Cube' as it has come to be known. This building will house all of the swimming events and was designed to be visually stunning. The exterior of the building is meant to imitate water. The picture I snapped of it from the bus didn't capture the glory it was meant to reflect. But the artist interpretations are quite impressive, inside and out. Despite the stadiums being built, Beijing still has a lot of work to do to be ready. One clear downfall is the transportation system. The subway routes are adequate but the trains are short and run at infrequent intervals. They have attendants whose sole purpose is to forcefully shove people onto an already over crowded train car to ensure that the doors close. We were victims of said forceful shoving and nearly toppled out backwards when the train arrived at the next stop. The buses are no better. Buses in the city are numerous but so many people ride the bus that they are already overcrowded with Beijingers. I can't imagine adding the thousands more who with surely swarm the city to attend the Games. Don't even get me started on taxis! Accessibility is nice. One hardly has to wait 30 seconds to be able to hail a cab. But don't plan on going anywhere fast during rush hour. The twelve miles from the Summer Palace to our hotel took an hour and a half. The one nice thing about all the public transportation (taxis included) is that it is incredibly cheap. The city of Beijing won the Olympic bid with reservation from the Olympic committee. They would be allowed to host only with conditions. First, they must improve the humanitarian efforts for their own people. Human Rights Watch is having a field day with the lack of effort on this front. Pictures circulating the web speak volumes of China's shortcomings. Second, this Olympic Games would be billed as a 'green' Olympics. 'Green' Olympics in Beijing? Who are they kidding? It has to have one of the worst air pollution problems in the world. Their proposed solution is to take a million cars off the road by the start of the Games. My questions: How? and Won't it just worsen the already problematic public transportation system?

On the plus side, Chinese horticulturists have outdone themselves with temporary monuments to the Games. Unfortunately they'll have to start over next spring because there is no way the plants will make it through the winter. I hope the budget allows for it.

One more bit of trivia for you... We learned that the Olympic metals will be unique this year and will be inlaid with jade. I guess it is appropriate considering the Chinese fascination for the stone.
Are you excited for the 2008 Games?

Friday, October 05, 2007

Michael Bublé - Everything

Great song.

Sweet Potatoes

Field trip day at Kid's College again. We took all of the kindergarten classes to dig sweet potatoes. The field was owned by one of my students' grandparents and they had prepared three rows for the kids to dig through.
It was chaos and the kids had a blast. They dug as many as they could find. After digging potatoes, we went to Mrs. Lee's house and picnicked on the lawn. She has a great lawn (rare in Korea to have a lawn at all) and persimmon trees in the yard. We got to play with her border collie and a new collie puppy. Mrs. Lee is a part time school principal and part time deer farmer. At her house, she had four deer in the back yard. She never ceases to amaze me.
The kids were so tuckered out on the bus ride back that they crashed.
We all ended up with some sweet potatoes that will made a good dinner some time.What was your favorite field trip from school?

English Mishaps

You'd think they might bother proofreading any signs that would be displayed publicly to an international audience. When will people learn that languages don't translate exactly, word for word?

Throughout Korea I've come across numerous examples of English Mishaps that are meant with the best of intentions to inform, educate and illuminate. The message is lost when you are laughing so hard you can't figure out the intended meaning. These signs were a sampling of the ones we found in China that ranged from the strange to the comical. Most of them were a two-for one deal.

Obviously they weren't written by anyone with English as his/her first language and it is very likely they simply translated the signs using a Chinese-English dictionary. Thank you writers, for providing my chuckle of the day. I hope that cellphone doesn't get arrested for talking during a thunderstorm.
Heart cerebral?? Does that mean that those who have hearts for brains shouldn't climb the wall or those that have brains for hearts should avoid it? Either way, the eyes in the wall should easily watch those bumbling fools.
Avoid breaking out into a chorus of YMCA and definitely 'don't letter up'. I think it means that graffiti is illegal but I kinda prefer their version. 'Environmental Sanitation of the Scenic Spot Needs Your Conserve.' Huh??
'No Smoking Fireproofing Caution' and 'Cherish the Cultural Relic Please Don't Scribble'. I want to introduce whoever wrote this sign to Lynne Truss. She'd have a field day with it. Have you ever heard of a comma?!?

This last sign was located half way up a mountain at the Summer Palace in Beijing. Thank goodness they told me about the incline. I couldn't figure out why I was out of breath after climbing the first 50 meters and gaining that much elevation...then they pointed out that it was hilly. Mind means 'to be careful of' in this sense of use. One can be careful of ice and step around icy spots. One can be careful of hot coffee and prevent the possibility of spilling it. But how does one go about being careful of a hill?!? Is the hill going to jump out at you? Is it going to rise and fall with such speed that your legs will be swept out from under you? Enlighten me.

What is your favorite publicly posted English Mishap?

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Dictionary of Jack: Needless to say

Peking Duck

On our first day in Beijing, we tried the dish that Beijing is famous for...Peking Duck (please don't let me contract avian flu!!!)

The duck is served with efficiency that is unmatched because so many people order it at restaurants. We had numerous sides brought to our table and then a chef brought the duck to our table to carve it. The thinly sliced meat is dipped in sauce and then eaten with a kind of rice tortilla. The chef also splits open the head so you can eat out the brains. I couldn't stomach that part.The duck was very good though. It is marinated and then sered to create a crispy skin. The duck is then cooked in an oven of fruitwood or straw fire until the meat inside the skin is nice and tender.

I'm not sure it was all that it is cracked up to be but it was a good meal. In addition to the duck, we tried a lot of other types of Chinese cooking at various restaurants. Our favorite meal was our very last at one of the local hutong restaurants. We had chili chicken, sauteed shrimp, and deep fried fruit.

What is your favorite Chinese meal?

Completely random...We had dinner at a local restaurant in Gimpo tonight and the proprietor stopped me to tell me that I looked like Brad Pitt. I think that to Asians all Westerners look alike because I don't see the resemblance. I'll take the compliment though.