Evan: This kid is a menace. Future occupation - choreographer to Britney Spears.
HaYoung: Very bright kid. When she cries, she starts to leak...a lot. Nose, eyes. There isn't enough tissue on the planet to stem that flow.
Philip: Tries to untuck my shirt to see if I really am Superman with the costume underneath my clothes.
Clara/Esther: Or whatever she decides to be called this week. Poor girl will have to rely on her looks the rest of her life. (Not much going on upstairs.)
Ernie: Christmas is a long way off and those two front teeth refuse to grow in.
Dianna: Accepts it as fact that I am Superman.
Andy: Awarded 'The Most Stunted in Growth'. He's also a brown noser. Whenever his hair gets too normal, his mom dyes it bright orange.
Molly: Best friends with Andy. But Andy can't say her name. He calls her Mowry.
Rex: The trouble maker. He and the principal are well acquainted.
Wendy: Is also unequivocally convinced that I am Superman.
Theodore: Watch out. He's a biter.