Friday, March 02, 2007

My New Class

From six students to eleven...This may be a challenge. But they are so cute!
Evan: This kid is a menace. Future occupation - choreographer to Britney Spears.
HaYoung: Very bright kid. When she cries, she starts to leak...a lot. Nose, eyes. There isn't enough tissue on the planet to stem that flow.
Philip: Tries to untuck my shirt to see if I really am Superman with the costume underneath my clothes.
Clara/Esther: Or whatever she decides to be called this week. Poor girl will have to rely on her looks the rest of her life. (Not much going on upstairs.)
Ernie: Christmas is a long way off and those two front teeth refuse to grow in.
Dianna: Accepts it as fact that I am Superman.
Andy: Awarded 'The Most Stunted in Growth'. He's also a brown noser. Whenever his hair gets too normal, his mom dyes it bright orange.
Molly: Best friends with Andy. But Andy can't say her name. He calls her Mowry.
Rex: The trouble maker. He and the principal are well acquainted.
Wendy: Is also unequivocally convinced that I am Superman.
Theodore: Watch out. He's a biter.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is hilarious stuff right there? Did you say mean stuff like that about us? Gee I hope not!
~Tymbre

WF said...

Of course not. Besides it is much easier and much more fun to speculate about kindergarteners.

becky said...

Ha! I always knew teachers always gave us "labels"! Very funny....but...wait a minute...ARN'T you Superman?

WF said...

Of course I'm Superman. But seriously, you can't tell anyone. It would blow my cover.

Jamie said...

At least these kiddos won't force you to relate everything in the world to agriculture. . . birth control, prostitution, etc.!!!

Anonymous said...

BINGO LADY
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT TURN YOUR SUPERMAN SELF AWAY FROM THESE DARLINGS......HOWEVER, DON'T TEACHERS JUST THRIVE ON "CHALLENGES?"
UH-HUH!!!