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I’m gonna be all over you...like egg on a bowl of bibimbap.

My new favorite Korean catch phrase! Don't know what bibimbap is? Click here.

Some other favorites of mine include the following. Most of these are pretty lame but I think they are funny.

He's more broke than Owen Wilson's nose.

I'm so ice cold, I have to be measured in Kelvin.

I'm so old school, I still think Pluto is a planet.

I'm so sexy, Justin brought me back five times.

I'm so sweet, Slugworth stole me.