Christmas has thrown up in my classroom. I had my classroom nicely decorated for the holidays. But my boss wants to see every inch of wall space completely covered with paraphernalia. Personally, I think it looks atrocious now, and Martha would never approve. But if that's what he wants, that's what he's going to get.
I feel like I'm a character on Office Space where I am supposed to wear 14 pieces of flair. So, I wear 14 pieces of flair. My boss pulls me aside to explain that I should want to wear more than the minimum 14 pieces of flair. If he wants me to wear more pieces of flair why doesn't he just make the minimum number of flair 32?!?